‘I’m not a piece of meat, you know,’ an irate Fabio Bootilicioso complained to our reporter yesterday. ‘I deserve to be treated with some respect.’
What he and 17 fellows Cleveland area bookmobile drivers are up in arms about is what they claim are blatant unwanted advances by lady library patrons of a certain age. They want HR to put a stop to it. ‘I mean,’ added driver Tito Bunzarsollid, ‘they’re supposed to be checking out books, not us.’
Apparently, the trouble began when the supervisor, newly-divorced Gladys Gotthavitt, fired all the previous drivers and replaced them with staff from Magic Marvin’s Hunky Dance Revue.
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