In a shocking turn of events, the Kardashian family has announced their departure from the reality TV world to pursue a career in trucking.
Sources close to the family say that the decision was prompted by their exclusion from the Met Gala guest list due to their controversial fashion choices in previous years. “We were devastated when we found out we weren’t invited,” said Kim Kardashian. “But then we realized that there’s a whole world out there beyond the glitz and glamour of Hollywood.”
The family has already begun their training as truck drivers, with Kris Jenner leading the charge as their instructor. “I’ve always loved a good challenge,” she said. “And what’s more challenging than driving a big rig?”
The Kardashians have reportedly purchased their own fleet of trucks, each customized with their famous faces and catchphrases. “We want to bring a touch of Hollywood to the trucking industry,” said Khloe Kardashian.
While some in the trucking community have raised eyebrows at the Kardashians’ sudden career change, others are embracing their new colleagues. “Hey, we’ll take anyone willing to learn and work hard,” said Hank “The Tank” Thompson, a longtime trucker. “And who knows, maybe they’ll bring some new ideas to the table.”
The family has already announced plans for a new reality show, “Trucking with the Kardashians,” which will follow their adventures on the open road. “We’re excited to share this new chapter of our lives with our fans,” said Kendall Jenner. “Who knows, maybe we’ll even make it to the Met Gala one day as the best-dressed truckers in the industry.”
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