Yes, it’s that time of year again, when the tech gurus at Apple creep out of their dark caves to reveal what they’ve been puttering on and accept the worship of grateful geeks. This time they seem to have decided that bigger is better, as the new iPhone 14 Max Ultra Mega boasts a 6-foot by 9-foot screen and requires a flatbed truck to carry it.
Apple’s Chief Weirdness Officer, Moonglow Starchild, said to reporters, “We call it the Paul Bunyan because you’ll get all the Babes with it.”
Naturally, the truck is sold separately.
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