Trucker Caught Smuggling Illegal Aliens… From Mars.

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Trucker Caught Smuggling Illegal Aliens

McAllen Texas ICE officials reported the capture of trucker Aleister M. Bells in connection with the illegal transport and smuggling of illegal aliens from the planet Mars. Sargent James Slaughter, the highest-ranking officer at the time, spoke with us in exchange for donuts and coffee.

“So a couple of the guys saw this big eighteen-wheeler with New York plates in one of our least well-known dirt roads. Since big eighteen-wheelers have no business on that road, we decided to stop the truck. We asked the driver for his documentation, and he kept shifting on his seat and sweating. He was clearly nervous, so although all his paperwork seemed legit, I told the boys to go ahead and ask his permission to check the cargo. About two dozen little green men jumped me and ran very quickly toward the woods when I opened the back doors. I tried to stop them, but they jumped like grasshoppers. They kinda looked like Mexicans, but green and with big pointed ears. We could not catch any of them, but we sure got Bells under custody.”

Bells is being held at the McAllen County Jail pending an investigation. In the meantime, local authorities recommend not transporting green aliens unless they first show proper identification.

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