Vampire Sleeper Cabs Hit the Market

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Vampire sleeper cabs hit the market

No, those aren’t chin-up bars you’re seeing in big rig cabs lately. Now that the creatures of the night have come out of the shadows and are taking jobs, vampire drivers need a place to hang upside down so they can sleep.

“In the Old World, we could cling to the castle rafters or hang from stalactites in our caves,” explained Tonya Laitzout, a representative of United Drivers, Evildoers, and Death-dealers (UNDEAD) local 666. “But in our new circumstances, adjustments have to be made.”

When asked why companies should hire vampire drivers, she said, “We can drive all night without a break because FTC rules don’t apply to dead people.”

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